Taco People

Not to be confused with UberTaco ("a special and unique snowflake"), the Taco People are a strange species of, as their name implies, living tacos. They're not hard to find by scent since they are filled with delicious spices, much like UberTaco.

Civilization
Not much is known about the Taco People's way of life. They live in deep in the lowest depths of the Taco Plateau and are almost always conflicting with the Burrito Men, whose poor choice in early-ninties rap music disgusts the Taco People.

Fears
The Taco People have a natural fear of spiders. They choose not to rejoice when one is in sight. They also fear the almighty chihuahua who consumes them and their rivals, the Burrito Men, whenever it spots them.

Notable Tacos
Some citizens of the Taco Mesa have been known to venture forth from the deep dark chasms of their orbiting homeland to frequent the Because Ground IRC room.

These are:


 * AuberTaco: A bookish sort, AuberTaco dispenses his vast knowledge mingled with a bit of disdain for those he deems "lower class" -- a rather long list comprised of effectively everyone but himself.


 * UberYaco: What Bizarro is to Superman, UberYaco is to UberTaco. Some suspect that he may be merely a mindless automaton built by the UberTaco to distract from any cilantro-based knavery.


 * UnderTaco: Born Eugene Clarence Luigi Segundita Cordova, the UnderTaco has misguidedly looked up to UberTaco since the Noodle Incident of 1833 left his entire family dead (except his unusual cousin Phil, who was profoundly inconvenienced by the Incident.) This inexplicable phenomenon has led to his taking the name UnderTaco, in honor of his mother Alberta.


 * UberTao: No one knows much about UberTao; it is rumored that he trained for years under the Yogurt Masters of the Far East -- but this remains a rumor only, for he has refused to take up arms (or legs or even nachos) in any of the Tex Mex Conflicts against the Burrito People.
 * UberTaxo: UberTaxo takes his job very seriously. His job, unfortunately, is functioning as the Taco People's one-man equivalent of the Internal Revenue Service. In a society with no concept of money or income, this can often prove frustrating.
 * UberTaxo: UberTaxo takes his job very seriously. His job, unfortunately, is functioning as the Taco People's one-man equivalent of the Internal Revenue Service. In a society with no concept of money or income, this can often prove frustrating.